The Axe effect? Dream on, losers.

These commercials are so ridiculous. According to Axe, attractive women's only criteria when selecting a sexual partner is whether or not he is wearing Axe cologne.

I don't want to burst any bubbles here, but hundreds of thin, beautiful women with huge boobs wearing bikinis are not going to bombard you for sex just because you are wearing Axe. I get that this is supposed to be funny, but that's the worst part. Apparently, women are so easy all it takes is something as stupid as cologne to get them in bed. And it just reinforces the male's skewed notion that hundreds of women are dying to have sex with him. Hardly.

Imagine if the tables were turned, and hundreds of men with huge penises wearing speedos were begging to have sex with a woman because she was wearing Chanel No. 5. Seems like a pretty creepy commercial, right?